I looked perfect: peeking over one Bare Shoulder at the sea beyond and
When I scrolled through the shots Later, there she was
Poking her head into the frame in a Diamond tiara and Los Pollos Hermanos tee-shirt
The next night I was looking into my Man’s eyes and he said, Baby I want a forever-picture of you
Looking so fine and I gasped, I literally Gasped, when I saw how good I looked
And sent the shot to everyone
And everyone wrote back Ha ha, or, Go OQ!
She had managed to get one crazy eye and her tongue stuck out behind me at the bar
She is in everyone of my honeymoon shots!
Dressed as a manatee in the water; a Stone on the coast, and, once, as my waiter with a pencil jabbed in her hair
Jay says he can photoshop her out
But he doesn’t want to
They’re hilarious, babe, he said
And I ran upstairs crying and took
A supersad selfie and yeah, she was there
In a Psi disguise busting Gangnam-styles
I’m scared to watch our porny movie, I Wrote her c/o Buckingham Palace and
Bitch wrote back
Fuck it if you got no sense of humour
On the thickest, creamiest stationery I’ve ever seen, sealed with red wax
And attached to a picture, if course, of Me yelling at Jay as she swings from the chandelier
In a picture she calls Some Random Girl signed xooooooooooo
Oh I forgot she’s dressed in an ape Suit and laughing her sweet ass off.